I didn't really know what Iambic pentameter is. There were no examples in the prompt. My friend helped me recognise ten syllable phrases in my newspaper, but I wasn't inspired by the result, so we turned to today's prompt.
'Select a passage from one of your newspaper articles. Replace each noun in te passage with the seventh noun following it in the dictionary.'
This was much more fun. Although, I have cheated- a bit!
DAYLIGHT ROBBERY ON THE NORTH STAR
Sciatica hollowswhere the yin temptress
shows-off the weepie’s smoking jacket-
a Yiddish weave-with levity and levitation.
Daylight robbery on the North Star.The poltoon with time-off and yellow fever
looks south-south-east for filberts.
Janet DanielApril 7 2014
From: The Times Saturday April 5 2104, P.13. ‘Breath of fresh air as weather turns.’