Tuesday 1 April 2014

OULIPOST # 1: APRIL FOOLS


The essential conditions of everything you do must be choice, love, passion. Five a day is not enough to stay healthy. It is somewhere between 12 and 18 courses. It is four hours of eating and it is pure, total theatre. This is why he removed a computer and a jiffy bag containing pornographic DVDs from his Chelsea Harbour home. Being a Mummy is the hardest job in the world. All we have is a chain of inferences and suspicious activity. There is no evidence of his presence. I don't think it'll last very long. I don't think you can be for very long a citizen of nowhere. This would have made a very traumatic time in the history of life far worse. It could have been the killer blow that led to the biggest mass extinction we've known. Many of the failings in this serious case are similar to others: people didn't talk to each other. You spend a third of your life asleep and yet we don't make the most of that, we think we just turn our brains off and so concentrate on our waking hours. It's very likely there are significant lessons. It's been my dream to do this, bring an original take on this content and bring it out to the world.

Janet Daniel
April 1st 2014


Quotes from: i Essential daily briefing for Independent, April 1 2014. No 1,044

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